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Player Profiles
Under Construction!! Will be updated as recieved Celtic Men: Name: Barry Brennan Nickname: Baz / Berlusconi Hometown: Loughinisland, Co Down D.O.B: 14/02/76 Occupation: Contracts Manager Celtic Honours: Championship '98, League champion 02, 07 and 08 Position:Corner Forward Favourite Food: Sians cooking, always. Favourite Drink: Lucozade (and Summit) Favourite Film: Snatch Favourite Sportstar: Liam ( I will beat you black and blue) Broccily; St Pats GFC Other Hobbies: Golf and Golf Favourite Celtic moment: When Rocky's big toe nail fell off in the championship semi final of '98, the painful look on his face was priceless, sticky plaster horse. ![]() Name: Ciaran Voyles Nickname: Tom Cruise......OK, Phatty Voyles Hometown: Dublin Date of Birth: 17/04/1978 Occupation: Banker Celtic Honours: 2 leagues Favourite playing position: Wing back Favourite Food: Hamburger Favourite Drink: Red wine Favourite Music: The Jam Favourite Film: (Original) Planet of the Apes Toughest opponent: Lisa Voyles Other hobbies: Wrecking Stephen Connolly's head Favourite Celtic moment: Anytime Connolly misses a point ![]() Name: Stephen Connolly Nickname: Visa Steve, Scuba Steve, Resident Stephen, Crasher Connolly, Occupation: Bank Official/Barman/Labourer Hometown: Drumlane, Cavan D.O.B: 23 January 1987 Position: Half back Celtic Honours: League 2008 Favourite Drink: Speights Gold Favourite Food: Lasagne Favourite Music: Pearl Jam, Kings of Leon, The Prodigy Favourite Film: Goodfella's Favourite Sportstar: Aaron Kernan Toughest Opponent: Razor, Sean Quinlivan, The Crow Favourite Celtic moment: Big Jimmys goal in last years mens league final, Voylesy's rant at NIALL!!! in Kapiti Coast, comedy gold! Other Hobbies: Soccer with Boh's, Socialising, having the craic ![]() Name: Richie Barry Nickname: EL Presedentay, Jalapeno Dick, the most dangerous man in Auckland, Diplomatic dickie Hometown: Killdorrery Co.Cork Date of Birth: 05/07/1986 Occupation: Mechanic Celtic Honours: 2008 laegue winner, 2008 Club player of the year Favourite playing position: Full back Favourite Food: Hells pizza meat lovers Favourite Drink: Alcohol Favourite Music: Rock Favourite Film: Platoon Toughest opponent: Not afraid of anyone Other hobbies: Rugby, soccer, hurling Favourite Celtic moment: Jimmy Mcgarvy pouring a full pint over me while I was wrestling with Adrian on the floor of the Clare inn one Sunday ![]() Name: 'Gorgeous Gordon' Davenport Nickname: The Schlong, Horse, Big Bird, Salmon, Gordy, Faggot. Hometown: Westown, New Plymouth, New Zealand Date of Birth: 21/12/84 Occupation: Engineer Celtic Honours: We won some shit in 2006, 2007, 2008 Favourite playing position: Left Half Forward Favourite Food: BP Butter Chicken Pies, Deep-Fried Mars Bars, Favourite Drink: Baileys, CC + Dry, Kilkenny, Orange Cordial Favourite Music: Foo Fighters, Kings of Leon, Pearl Jam, Ryan Adams, Fat Freddy's Drop Favourite Film: Shawshank Redemption Toughest opponent: Patricia O'Neill Other hobbies: Tennis, PS3, Jerkin the Gerkhin + Smokin the Reefer (not at the same time) Favourite Celtic moment: When Taya showed me her bum in the showers after we both won the doubles. I got a boner and Andy Hickey had to soothe me, Irish style ![]() Name: Emmet Conway Nickname: fatso Hometown: Auckland Date of Birth: 24/2/1995 Occupation: guitarist. It's stuck to my hands. i sleep with the damn thing Celtic Honours: following in my awesome sisters footsteps Favourite playing position: somewhere where can score and get all the glory Favourite Food: everything Favourite Drink: anything that will wash down the food so i can eat more Favourite Music: ac/dc Favourite Film: the lion king..? Toughest opponent: Treza Gallogly Other hobbies: playing my guitar, tuning my guitar, looking up songs on youtube to learn on the guitar, stroking my guitar.. Favourite Celtic moment: When my awesome sister came back "I have a feeling Brenagh may have wrote this??!!" ![]() ![]() Name: Ray Mc Evoy Nickname: Razor, Ray Guevara Hometown: Navan,its a palindrome Date of Birth: 15/08/1980 Occupation: Carpenter ( teaching Scuba Steve to be a carpenter too. he wouldnt join his hands) Celtic Honours: 1 league. Favourite playing position: Centre forward Favourite food: Me Ma's stew Favourite Drink: Guinness Favourite Music: The Stone Roses Favourite Film: Che. A revolutionary life Toughest opponent: Oisin Lynch. Other hobbies: Surfing, Scuba Diving, Soccer, Watching womans beach vollyball. Favourite Celtic moment: Being voted in as chairman, the more of them Brennans that we can get out of jobs the better ![]() Name: Andy Hickey Nickname: Too many to mention, none of them complimentary Hometown: Leixlip, Co. Kildare Date of Birth: 06/06/1984 Occupation: Investment Company Celtic Honours: 1 league. Favourite playing position: Midfield/Half forward Favourite food: Pasta Favourite Drink: Steinlager Pure/Macs Gold (can't beat a good cup of tea aswell) Favourite Music: A healthy dose of everything Favourite Film:Anything that involves Dean Cain (Superman from the adventures of Lois and Clark) saving the world in a 'made for TV' film-how that man hasn't won an oscar i'll never know!!! I also have to agree with McNamee, Supernova was one of Luke Perry's finest films! Toughest opponent: Myself on a bad day! Other hobbies: Calling Voylsey Fat, and according to Gordy relieving him! Favourite Celtic moment: Making my debut last year in the first round of the league about 2 hrs after walking out of showgirls with Connolly, then later that day trying to pay for a pint in Seddon Fields with showgirls money......we still won the game! (Ah yes, a great night!! - Stephen) ![]() Name: Rory O’Grady Nickname: Hatchets, Hatch, Fence-Jumper O’Grady, among others. Hometown: Castlebar, Co. Mayo Date of Birth: 13/08/84 Occupation: General Merchant – sell gates, horses, power tools….whatever you need boss Celtic Honours: None as of yet Favourite playing position: Backs/midfield Favourite Food: Jules’ curries Favourite Drink: Buckfast with Calpol 6 plus. Favourite Music: Not fussy. Favourite Film: Into the west Toughest opponent: The ‘Lurcher’ Joyce 1997 Bare-knuckle Boxing Championship Other hobbies: Bare-knuckle boxing, tarring driveways Favourite Celtic moment: It has to be my debut against Kevin Mc Garry’s St Pats. ![]() Darragh Hughes Nickname: Hughesz Hometown: Sligo Date of Birth: 27/04/77 Occupation: Winemaker (Aspiring) Celtic Honours: League title 2007 Favourite playing position: Love all positions.. Favourite Food: Medium rare rye feed beef with truffle mash & wild mushrooms, washed down with a lovely Pinot. Favourite Drinks: Depends, Ice Cold Coopers, a tasty Mojito or a Reserve Barbaresco 1994 straight from a tank in a little cellar in Italy. Favourite Music: Not fussy really,depends on mood, could be Fat Freddy's or Freddie Mercury. Favourite Films: The Matrix, Batman-Dark Knight, Sin city Toughest opponent: Darren Fay-1999 All-American Championship Chicago Other hobbies:Golf, Squash, Lawn bowls & BY Cricket.... Favourite Celtic moment: Beating Gaels & winning the league Title in 2007 ![]() Name:Donall Foley Nickname:Danger Hometown: Belgooly,Co.Cork Date of birth: 17th june 1982 Occupation: yard man in builder suppliers Celtic honours: none yet! Favourite playing position: in goal,lazy bastard!! Favourite food: mothers lasagne and da new spuds from home!! slice or two of cheesecake for a wee treat!! Favourite drink:heineken Favourite music: id listen to neting really elvis,dire straits,steriophonics... Toughest opponent: has to b Danny Coleman from my hurling club at home,da most stickiest, annoying corner back ull ever play against... Other hobbies:rugby,soccer,reading sport autobiographies,jogging,having a laugh,da odd pint at da weekend and annoying da missus!!! Favourite Celtic moment: not with da club for too long but last week when barry came into a no smoking dessing room with fag hanging out of mouth!! Celtic Ladies: ![]() Name:Samantha Chapman Nickname: Sam Spud, Penny Hometown: Auckland Date of Birth: 10/12/1968 Occupation: Drainlayer, Racist Celtic Honours: Player of the year 2006, Ladies League 2007,2008, Championship 2007,All Stars 2007 Favourite playing position: Midfield Favourite Food: Everything Im fat Favourite Drink: Everything Im an Alco Favourite Music: Beethoven Favourite Film: Into the West Toughest opponent: Anna Other hobbies: Racially abusing Irish people, getting hit with footballs on live Tv, Complaining Favourite Celtic moment: Playing under the stewardship of tactical geniuses Stephen Connolly and Richard Barry ![]() Name: Brenagh Conway Nickname: Rocky's daughter. Shock horror that's not my name Hometown: Auckland Date of Birth: 9/8/89 Occupation: Student/barmaid/swim teacher Celtic Honours: the trifector 07 then a few things after that Favourite playing position: right half back Favourite Food: crisps and clare inn hot wings Favourite Drink: magners Favourite Music: kings kooks jack and acca dacca Favourite Film: i love that people wrote into the west on this. are they meaning the irish one? Dont leave me teeto!! Toughest opponent: Emmet Conway Other hobbies: making sandcastles Favourite Celtic moment: going from loosing everything to winning everything...this one time. ![]() Name: Jenna Makgill Nickname: Jennama Hometown: Auckland Date of Birth: January the fourteenth, nineteen eighty six Occupation: Student/ cycle courier/ bum Celtic Honours: Dont even know what that is yet Favourite playing position: No idea Favourite Food: Good free food always tastes best, proper turkish kebabs (not the NZ type) Favourite Drink: Italian hot chocolate (if i dont feel like moving for the following hour)Glass of classy Red (if im having a cultured day) Drambuie (if its in arms reach)Otherwise ill just go for the h2o coz im cheap Favourite Music: Kings of Leon (been listening to them since they were lil),Less that Jake, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes, Transplants, System of a Down, Simon & Garfunkel,And de list does on Favourite Film: Just watched 'zack and miri make a porno' which was pretty freakin funny. Also just saw 'Cars' which is pretty cool if you dont think about the whole weird aspect that the cars are freakishly personified. Otherwise i can t remember coz my memory doen't work. Toughest opponent: Art history lecturer. Shes all lil and cute till you get your marks back. Other hobbies:Riding my bike, Downhill mountainbiking, Procrastination (hence why i have written so much in this questioner), Did i say bikes?? AUT is pretty awesome (when its not completely arse) Favourite Celtic moment: There was a moment in the game the other day that i actually managed to pass theball. . .yea that was pretty awesome. ![]() Name: (An)Drea Pessione Nickname: Drea, Dre (as in Dr Dre) Hometown: Nelson (mmmmmm sun shine) Date of Birth: 13/09/81 Occupation: Civil Engineer (though some think talkoholic is more appropriate) Celtic Honours: 2008 league Champions Favourite playing position: Now are we talking playing football here or other types of playing, cos there are a lot of positions to choose from? Favourite Food: predictable but yes, chocolate (though peas and spaghetti is a very close second) Favourite Drink: Beer, tea or water is all I really drink, so it’ll have to be beer Favourite Music: the stuff you can sing and dance too Favourite Film: Dirty Dancing & the Letahl weapon series Toughest opponent: my head, if you think I talk a lot with my mouth, you should try putting up with my head, I swear a good ¾ of it is filtered out Other hobbies: renovating and landscaping (though after the game against Gaels, I won’t be digging on a Sunday morning again for a while) Favourite Celtic moment: both the girls and the guys winning the 2008 championship on the same day, and hitting the turps hard. That was a pretty rough Monday. ![]() Name: Sian Brennan Nickname: Mrs Celtic Hometown: Auckalani Date of Birth: 19 July 1980 Occupation: Slave to 3 boys Celtic Honours: League 2008 - and we got the plate in the sevens once (but not really an honour coming 3rd of 4) Favourite playing position: Full Back Favourite Food: mmm at the moment sardines and tomato sauce on toast- or cream cheese...by the spoon Favourite Drink: give me a cup of tea over a wine or a vodka any day Favourite Music: Wiggles Favourite Film: Is it too cliché if I say the notebook? The truth is I have such poor short term memory that I forget them before I finish watching them. Toughest opponent: Carmen Connolly. Gaels. She looks so disinterested and bored...and then she's gone and scored again. grrrr. Also Vanessa - I love competing against her at training - she probably wouldn't even hold back now that I'm pregnant - class. Other hobbies: wiping snotty noses, cleaning bums, laundry, threatening small children with the prospect of time out, complaining to my husband about his excessive commitment to Gaelic Football. Playcentre takes up a little time too (about 30hours a week) Favourite Celtic moment: ah so many to choose from.....I do miss stooly at the bollix though ![]() Name: Melanie Drumm Nickname: Mel, Melmel, Melly, Melon, Meow, Smell, Smelly, Melz, Melzi, Drum...THE LIST GOES ON Hometown: Auckland Date of Birth: 03/09/89 Occupation: Waitress/Bartender Celtic Honours: I played last year too? Favourite playing position: Full forward Favourite Food: Hamburgers, chocolate and real Mexican food Favourite Drink: V, coke and cranberry juice. If we're talking alcohol then G&T and Vodka (not together) in fact to be precise, 42 Below Feijoa with apple juice, lemon and and sprig of mint! Favourite Music: MJ, Bob Marley, Shapeshifter, Alanis Morissette, Dire Straights, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam Favourite Film: American Beauty Toughest opponent: Vanessa in trainings Other hobbies: New years eve Favourite Celtic moment: Winning last year! Name: Natalie Seaman Nickname: Crazy Lady - I have no idea why, I only slightly talk to myself and I maybe a bit silly - but I'm normal I swear! Hometown: Milford, North Shore City - Shore Girl!!! Date of Birth: 3 Dec 1978 - 30 is the new 20 Occupation: Documentation Co-ordinator at a shipping Company Celtic Honours: 2008 League Champions - player something or rather 2008. Favourite playing position: Somewhere in the front in the corner. 'No one puts baby in a corner' Favourite Food: Roast Chicken - Chocolate Favourite Drink: CC & Dry & Red wine (cos I pretend to be cultured) Favourite Music: LadyHawke, Gin Wigmore, Pixies, U2, Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam, Faith No More Favourite Film: Dirty dancing, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Platoon. Toughest opponent: Vanessa - I am glad she's on my team! She is one determined lady! Good on ya! Other hobbies: Playing with my puppy - Oscar - border collie/golden retriever cross. Drinking, learning to surf and general hanging out. Favourite Celtic moment: Still waiting - but being able to move and not freeze when I receive the ball would be favourite moment - yet to be achieved Hometown:Auckland Date of Birth: 11/08/88 Occupation: Student Celtic Honours: huh? Favourite playing position: Right corner-back.. I hate it when Anna pretends to be injured so I have to play Right half-back!! Favourite Food: Pizza, Nachos, Lollies Favourite Drink: Vodka & Teapots Favourite Music: a bit of everything Favourite Film: The hangover! Toughest opponent: I dont know their names yet Other hobbies: Summer in general is a hobby of mine! Favourite Celtic moment: Uhm training is always fun, otherwise winning games and drinking at the Clare. ![]() Name: Angela Burnside Nickname:Ange, Monty, Burnside Hometown:Auckland Date of Birth:Age of Aquarius Occupation:Professional coffee drinker (Account Manager) Celtic Honours:Just being there really Favourite playing position:On the field (as opposed to on the bench) Favourite Food:Japanese, Canton Cafe, fresh off the boat kai moana, a good steak, Favourite Drink:Sunny day G&T with ice... rainy day G&T no ice Favourite Music:Anything thats not Country or Jazz Favourite Film :Funny French films Toughest opponent: Jackie (both of them) Other hobbies: Stamp collecting Nickname:Juss, Jussie, Jay, Juicey Hometown: Auckland Date of Birth: 26 Jan 85 Occupation: Self confessed Entrepreneur Celtic Honours: 2000-2009 Irish Player of the Year Favourite playing position: Anywhere next to someone short and slow Favourite Food: Cucumber Favourite Drink: A good 'ole TJ.. or Vodka Red Bull (not that I drink) Favourite Music: John Mayer, Cat Stevens, Beyonce Favourite Film: The Mighty Ducks Toughest opponent: Whoever the girl was who has a chunk of my skin under her fingernails Other hobbies: Pretending like I can surf Favourite Celtic moment: Putting the round bouncy thing through the metal post things ![]() Name: Elaine Kelly Nickname:Gus Hometown: Carrickmore, Co. Tyrone Date of Birth: 25th feb 1987 Occupation: Physiotherapist, ex-superdrug specialist and thai masseur Celtic Honours: New to the team but hoping to add a few by the end of the year Favourite playing position: Wing half forward or mid-field when im fit enough to run all over the park Favourite Food: After 3 weeks travelling in thailand i can confirm it is not thai food, depends on the mood, after a nights drinking the taxi driver is instructed to find me a big mac, on a sunday it has to be roast chicken with veg and all the trimmings, anything that charlie cooks always goes down well, anything that peter cooks - not so good, like some chocolate with my tea though ash always gets my last rolo!x and when im at home nothing beats onion rings from sahara!!!yum yum! Favourite Drink: Whiskey and coke!!Very feminine i know!!also known for liking shots- from tequila to shots from a teapot if they get us drunk i'll drink it!!Also copious amounts of punjana tea!! Favourite Music: Would have way too much to list from miley cyrus to mary black to keith urban and westlife i have it on my ipod and it rocks!!:) though at present im looking for someone to accompany me to c the legend that is ronan keating in Feb!any takers?? Favourite Film: The hangover (when i can stay awake for it), the river runs through it, hannah montana, couples retreat(more for the reminder of aisling falling in the cinema than the actual film!lol), braveheart, finding nemo...the list goes on basically lots of fun and lots of disney!!no to 300 though!! Toughest opponent: Sarah Donnelly from Trillick in Tyrone!!In auckland probably sam cause she wont stop trying to sneak hug me!! Other hobbies: Socialising, doing some green peace work, spooning, drinking tea, taking months to read a book, pool(though im only good when i've had a few drinks), mite try my hand at rowing or soccer, watching dvds and travelling! Favourite Celtic moment: Being christened Gus!!thanks sam!! ![]() NAME- Anna Poulgrain (Polgrain/Polgrane..) NICKNAME- Poulgrain, Banana (so original) HOMETOWN- Auckland DOB- 02 Nov 89 OCCUPATION- Student (ugh), part time zookeeper CELTIC HONOURS- Most Improved 04, League, Championship, All Stars 2007, League 2008 FAV PLAYING POSITION- Right Half Back FAV FOOD- Cottage cheese and tomatoe at the mo, avocado, roast potatoes yumm FAV DRINK- Teapots!! FAV MUSIC- In the navy FAV FILM- The Hangover (agreed Zoe) TOUGHEST OPPONENT- Spud OTHER HOBBIES- Organising gaelic, sleeping, netball, baking mmmm FAV CELTIC MOMENT- Sneak hugs!! The craic! And a certain potatoe’s performance following GAA prizegiving ‘06... Former Celtic Greats: ![]() Name: James Mc Garvey (2008) Nickname: Honey Monster, 1 of around 20 Hometown: Kincasslagh, Co. Donegal Date of Birth: 25/07/1985 Occupation: Plumber Celtic Honours: 2008 league winners, auckland all star Favourite playing position: Full forward, Midfield Favourite food: Steak and spuds, some onions and mushrooms. Favourite drink: cider Favourite music: any thing from oasis, u2, greenday, killers.... Favourite films: shawshank redemption, saw 1-5.. Toughest opponent: in eire- paul mc gonigle,intercounty player, in nz- eoin kileen Other hobbies: soccer, rugby, drinking etc Favourite celtic moment: has to be celebrating the league title with all the lads and ladies on the last days of the season 2008 ![]() Name: Kevin McNamee(2008) Nickname: Kev Mac, Merkin, Special K Hometown: Leixlip Co. Kildare Date of Birth: 19/11/1983 Occupation: IT nerd Celtic Honours: 2008 league title Favourite playing position: Full Back Favourite Food: Duck with plum sauce & fried noodles Favourite Drink: Steinlager Pure Favourite Music: Crowded House, Saw Doctors, Rammstein Favourite Film: Supernova Toughest opponent: John McGrinder Other hobbies: Eating drinking sleeping Favourite Celtic moment: Andrew Hickey kicking a 50 vs Gaels Comments
baz
21 Oct : 06:25 Other nicknames include Steamer and ladyboy!!!!!!!!!!!1
chairman razor
27 Oct : 21:58 paul mc gonigle intercounty player, where jimmy donegal? wouldnt be worth a fuck anywhere elce in the country
baz
30 Oct : 21:32 Ray, else is spelt with a 's'
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